✍️ $1000 Creative Writing Contest: 100 words
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100 words.
It's the absolute classic. The nail me to the cheeseboard and rinse out my underpants. We're all throwing tangerines at the shower curtain. How to tell everything in 100 words? It's the number 1 contest, played by all adorned in chicken hide.
Big Whoopie Deal is awarding 1000 BUCKAZOIDS (what are they, like the OG Bitcoin, created in some Japanese Pixelated Video Game from 1989 as a sort of digital currency, a precursor, a prophecy of sorts?) to the winner of this contest ($1000).
Remember, not 99, not 176. 100 only and maximum allowance.
General Submission Guidelines
Multiple submissions: obviously allowed.
Simultaneous: don't care. Don't even notify us.
Double space all submissions. If you don't we call the police.